A terrible looking ghost walks into a bar and says 'Those drinking beer, line up here, and those drinking whiskey, line up there! Those drinking both, or others, over there. If you don't, I'll kill you.' Within a minute the terrified drunkards had formed zigzags imitation of lines, and try as they might, they couldn't form straight lines. As they struggled, the ghost noticed that the barman remained behind his counter. Very furious, the ghost showed him an ugly faced and roared with cannibal intent, 'Why are you not in any line!!?' Trembling all over, the barman replied in a timid voice, 'I am waiting for the punchline of this joke.'
Well, I don't think anyone is ever going to read this blog, but if you do, please don't circulate this joke because it is the worst thing I've ever written. Instead, go into a bar pretending to be a ghost and try ordering drunkards around. I assure you they will be so drunk that they will believe you, and you can have all the fun you want with them. :)
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